R5 to Buy Out Every Fast Food Chain in Philadelphia.

“There is a band for everyone.” Sean Agnew owner of R5 productions stated with a childish grin in a statement to the press early Tuesday morning.

In his statement, Agnew, released in-dept details about a new plan stunningly called, “Operation I’ve got a plan”. Where he intends to buy out every fast food chain in the Philadelphia area and open up a new venue in its place.

This “plan” came together following the very successful opening of Union Transfer. “I believe this city should have as many shows in one night as possible.” said R5′s founder and president.

I don’t know if Mr. Agnew took in to account actually how many fast food chains are actually located in Philadelphia. As of today Yelp lists 16260 fast food locations in Philadelphia.

This could get interesting.