The Lawsuits Being Sued After Failed Attempt to Make Suits from the Constitution

Sources tell us that members of Philadelphia’s own The Lawsuits are involved in an ongoing criminal investigation and are likely to be charged for 3rd degree mischief, 4th degree attempting to steal or destroy government property and 1st degree of thievery.

Charges was issued shortly after their band vehicle was found abandon late Monday evening, police uncovered very detailed plans to steal the United States Constitution and sew the pages together to make track suits for all the members.

Also discover in the vehicle were 40 stolen copies of Nicolas Cage‘s smash sensation “National Treasure 2, Book of Secrets”. The band could not be reached for comment at this time.

 

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