Science, Bitches: Studies Show Folk Girls Put Out More

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a recent study conducted at Georgetown University girls who listen to folk music are more likely to put out to those girls who listen to pop, hardcore, punk or emo.

“It’s simple science!” stated Ryan Berkman.

Berkman (25), in his senior year at Georgetown, has conducted this study for a little over a year now and his finding have been astonishing.

“You’d be surprised, really. After a few beers and The Avett Brothers on vinyl you can practical get a girl to do whatever you want.” he said with a smile on his face.

Across campus I met up with Kate Parham who is a junior at Georgetown and one of Berkman’s test subjects.

“At first i wasn’t sure what to expect and frankly I was kind of nervous. But after about 4 PBRs and 2 minutes into ‘I and love and you’ I just couldn’t control myself.”

So in conclusion:

The Avett Brothers + PBR = Fuck Yeah Science.